Oh no.

MTV Awards once again to include Britney: "There's a possibility she'll get a chance to redeem last year's bad performance at this year's VMAs, to be held September 7 in Los Angeles; MTV has confirmed they are in talks to have Spears appear in some capacity, and she's appearing in two video ads to promote the show."

They've got some short memories over there at MTV.



The VMAs are pretty much irrelevant, so I guess they need something to draw viewers; but I wonder how the performers on the show with actual talent feel about being overshadowed by someone who is better at making headlines than she is at making music?

The Package returns to the hospital.

And hopefully this time she'll stay for a while.

In case you don't know, Britney Spears took a highly publicized trip to Crazytown over the past few days, the itinerary of which included no sleep, multiple trips to the all-night Rite-Aid, curbside crying and transparent halter tops. (I'm not including any links or photos here because, believe it or not, I think she's been exploited enough. I honestly think she's too far gone at this point to know when she's being exploited - as opposed to when she used to do it herself).

I will, however, direct you to Defamer where you can find last night's events - coined "Gurney Gate 2.0" by them - distilled down into a nifty little timeline.

That's one way to knock your sister out of the headlines.

( AP Photo)

Britney Spears hospitalized: "Police initially said Spears was taken to a hospital for tests to see if she was under the influence of alcohol or drugs and for a psychological evaluation after the situation at her home, but Officer April Harding said Friday she could not confirm that or other reports that Spears was hospitalized for mental evaluation."

I am going to be honest and admit to laughing out loud when I read this this morning. And I suppose there is still a part of me that is laughing at the absurdity of it all; but now it feels like she’s gone beyond being a train wreck that’s fun to watch. Now there are bodies strewn everywhere in the wreckage and I’m feeling like I have to look away.

Well, maybe it's a little fun to watch.

But think of the children! Those poor babies.

When headlines converge

Now that's funny.

Classy

Britney Spears went to a strip club in New York City and she wasn't happy with the red micro-mini dress she had on. Too many clothes, apparently. So what's a girl to do in such a situation? Well, any enterprising woman would know that despite all evidence to the contrary, there are plenty of clothing options available in a strip club. You just need to know where to look.

Embarrassing photo included.