12.10.2007

I still watch cartoons.

A post by Matt Zoller Seitz at The House Next Door left me jonesing for some Looney Tunes.

I count myself lucky to have grown up with these cartoons, and I wish more kids could see them today.

Here's one of my favorites, "Feed the Kitty":



How perfect is that?

Holiday Movie Update

I knocked a couple more off the list this weekend:

White Christmas
A Christmas Story
It's a Wonderful Life
Christmas in Connecticut
Scrooge
Christmas Vacation
The Ref
Love, Actually
Die Hard
Bad Santa
The Family Stone
Elf

We got our tree this weekend, too. I'll post some photos of our decorations a little later. I know you're dying to see them!

12.07.2007

Why should you be watching Battlestar Galactica?

This is why. The story so far:

Going for a new amateur recreational saucer sled land speed record...

Clark W. Griswold, Jr.!

How about a little George to brighten up your day?

Let's watch Bing Crosby tap-dancing with Danny F***in' Kaye!

It's time for my annual Christmas movie/special post. My favorites haven't changed from last year, except for the addition of one more: I saw The Family Stone a couple of months ago and I was surprised that I liked it.

So, here's my list again, with the movies I've seen so far this year in red:

White Christmas
A Christmas Story
It's a Wonderful Life
Christmas in Connecticut
Scrooge
Christmas Vacation
The Ref
Love, Actually
Die Hard
Bad Santa
The Family Stone
Elf

Wow, I have some watching to do. I'll let you know how well I fare.

Has the WGA strike left you with way too much down time?



Here's a tip: Now might be a great time to get that pesky prison time out of the way.

Good luck to you, Kiefer. See you in 47 days!

(mugshot courtesy of the smoking gun)

12.05.2007

The World's Tiniest Pug


The Smallest PUG In The World - Click here for more blooper videos

Sesame Streets

WARNING: Definitely NOT for kids' ears!!

Good God this is funny.

There was a terrorist in that tree, I swear!

It's that time of year again. Time to re-visit some of the heartwarming moments of Christmases past. Like this one.

Kiefer vs. Christmas Tree

Posted May 13, 2006

Free Rice


Go to FreeRice.com and play their vocabulary game. For every word you get right, 20 grains of rice will be donated to feed the hungry around the world. The highest I've gotten so far is 1520, with my vocab level at 43.
Come on, help feed the hungry and add a few new words to you vocabulary while you're at it.

I think I spotted Hermie and Yukon Cornelius at Target!

How TV's 'Rudolph' was saved: "Two years ago, the figures were acquired by current owner Kevin Kriess. Santa's face was stained, there was mold under his beard and half his mustache was gone. Rudolph was missing the red light bulb from his nose, said Kriess, a longtime fan of the special whose Harmony, Pennslyvania-based business TimeandSpaceToys.com sells action figures and other collectibles based on movies and TV shows. Kriess, 44, said he bought his two treasures from a person whose family had received them years ago from a relative who worked for Rankin/Bass. For many years, the delicate wood, wire and fabric puppets had been treated casually: first as toys and later as holiday decorations."

Wasn't this a Law & Order: SVU episode?

Young man's suicide blamed on mother's cult: "Former sect members tell CNN Berg encouraged adult-child sex. More often than not, they say, the chosen child was Rodriguez, the son of Karen Zerby, who Berg called his queen. Zerby became the leader of the sect when Berg died in 1994."

Well, whether it was or not, it's still horrifying. That poor guy.

12.04.2007

Joan Van Ark is a zombie.

That's the only explanation I can find for this.

Braaaaiiiins!

Otters not holding hands, cats not playing piano...

...when will the madness end?



Please, WGA and AMPTP, this has gone too far!

(thanks, defamer)

Oh no they di'n't!!

I can't get a recap up fast enough, and I'm busy at work, and I know you guys will want to talk about last night's episode of Heroes, so...discuss!!

12.03.2007

Adrian Pasdar Q&A

EW.com has an interview with Adrian Pasdar in which he talks about his life outside of Heroes, including his Civil War musical, his children's show for Nick, Jr. and his YouTube videos of behind-the-scenes antics of his co-stars (which are awesome!).

Here's what he has to say about the show:

We all have great faith in the writing team that puts together Heroes. Season 3 is going to be very interesting to see what happens and how they're able to take the lessons that we've learned, and really tell the story that they want to tell without losing an audience. Because the goal at the end of the day is to have as many people watch the show as you can. What's challenging is: It's not stupid TV, it's not a reality program. It actually is complex. There's many layers to Heroes. Tim's not averse to risk-taking, as he has proven in the episodes of season 2. I think it turns a corner; the last three or four episodes have really gotten back to the core of what the show is about.

Well, I hope tonight's (possibly season) finale peels back some of those layers and makes me eat my stupid words.

Here's a sampling of his YouTube videos:

Zachary Quinto and Kristin Bell at the Emmys:



And David Anders doing Peter O'Toole:

Drive Thru Review

300 - I'm not sure whether I liked this or not. The violence was almost pornographic in nature, not to mention the preponderance of bare-chested, panty-wearing men. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, I'm just saying...I wonder if I wouldn't have enjoyed this movie more if I was a gay man?

Bender's Big Score - He's back, baby! I had so much fun watching this. And it's not just because I've been starving for new Futurama content, either. It really is good. I think you could enjoy it even if you haven't seen any of the TV show, but I would recommend that you watch the show on DVD first. A lot of the jokes will work better if you do. I wanted to see more of Zap Branigan, Kiff and Nibbler, and maybe a little less of the nude scammer aliens, but that's alright. There are 3 more movies coming!

Why bad kissers don't get to second base.

Um, perhaps because they are bad kissers?

Another in a long line of frivolous studies has determined that a budding relationship can be nipped in the uh, bud, with a horrendous first kiss. Well, duh.

Like most people, I've kissed my share of real winners. One guy literally tried to swallow my toungue. I swear, I thought he was going to rip it right out of my mouth. Then there was the suction cup/plunger guy who managed to consume the entire lower portion of my face. Definitely a deal-breaker.

Do you have any horrible kiss stories you'd like to share?