My sister will be out of town for the next couple of days for business and will be away for my birthday (tomorrow...*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*). Anyhoo, I woke to find a birthday card this morning, with this message:

I hope you wake up the morning after in a strange bathtub with your underpants on your head and a carrot in your navel and absolutely no recollection of the previous 12 hours.

Well, hell...so do I!