The Fleet must have had layoffs, too.

Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword:

A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N Union Blvd, where a male matching the previous description entered the store with a sword. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk did not give him any money and the suspect transported himself out of the store

Heh. I see what you did there.