Just a reminder that Scientology is some crazy sh*t. In case you forgot.

i09 has a Science vs. Scientology timeline for you.

Jerry O'Connell is now, officially, awesome.

Just LOOK at the Crazy in his eyes.

I have never heard anyone talk for so long but say absolutely nothing.

It's not easy to make it all the way through - I almost gave up about a third of the way through - but please try to get to the end. It's worth it.

Not on your life.

'Hardy Men': Cruise, Stiller take on 'Boys': "The long-in-development project sees the Hardy Boys grown up but not speaking to each other, having been estranged for many years. They are forced to overcome sibling rivalry when they reunite to solve a mystery."

I was going to stay that I will be staying far, far away from this movie, but you know what? I don't think there's a "far away" that's far enough away for me. Stiller already desecrated the memory of the awesome Starsky & Hutch with his extremely unfunny remake, and now he wants to taint another one of my favorite shows from growing up? And Cruisazy is going to be in it? A comedy? Noooooo!!

This is so upsetting.