Ever wonder what I would look like in a bikini? (wait -- don't answer that question, I don't want to know) Well, wonder no more and feast your eyes on My Virtual Model, because this is close as you are ever going to get to seeing me in a bikini. Does it look like me? Add some boobage and a bit more belly and maybe...



...but mostly it looks like Joanna Cassidy.

[thanks, asianbastard]