Ah, come on, what's the big deal? When I was a freshman in college (an all-women, Catholic college, mind you), we had a naughty-nighty party on the third floor that was capped with the appearance of 2 male strippers in one of the larger dorm rooms. This was about 20 years ago (JESUS), but I remember their stage names: The Polish Pony and GI Joe.

The good old days.