I want my MTV back.

13 Signs That MTV Hates You: "Still, there's something incredibly wrong with MTV, and though the network has been steadily declining for some time, it's now past the point of self-parody and approaching the depths of something almost evil. If MTV had a soul, it would be black, empty, and full of quicksand. The terrible VMAs only made it more obvious. In short, MTV hates you, and it isn't shy about showing its contempt. How else could you explain the following?"

I have barely watched 13 uninterrupted minutes of MTV in years, and I concur. It's just despicable.