E!Online has a quiz, Who Do You Do?, that tells something about you based on which celebrity you would choose to "do". Mine:

"Jack Kerouac...Like most great lovers and all great poets, you know it's the soul that matters most...Your dream mate is waiting for you in a coffeehouse somewhere, or perhaps in a therapist's office trying to come to terms with sexuality."

Oh, goodie.

(thanks, snarkcake)