We were talking about the California governor race this weekend, and Sheila stated that a televised debate between Arnold, Gary Coleman and Gallagher would be the first political debate she would actually watch. We then mused that the first 5 rows of the audience would have to wear rain ponchos for the inevitable watermelon-smashing contest. We predicted that although Gallagher has countless years of experience in watermelon-smashing, Arnold would win purely based on his form, since he could use Gary Coleman as a human sledgehammer.