Snow Miser Suspected in D.C. Snow Attack: "Pentagon officials have openly speculated that one man is behind the terror that has immobilized the American capital. 'We have seen his work in the past. We don't need UN inspectors to tell us who is behind today's events,' proclaimed Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. 'Only one man has the technology to grasp Washington in his icy clutch: Mr. Ten Below himself, the Snow Miser.' "

Found this gem while I was hunting down a photo of Mister Icicle, posted here on the right in honor of our lovely weather.