Transvestite car chase man drives by police HQ: "Oregon police officer Fisher said: 'We joked at one time that we probably could stop and get a cup of coffee, pick this [chase] up again later, and still catch up with him,' Fisher said."

Lucky for them, he was an old lady transvestite. For some reason, this story made me think of another Eddie Izzard bit, from "Dress to Kill", when he's talking about how the Queen could have been cool back in the 60s if she rode around in a convertible E-Type Jaguar with a scarf and sunglasses on, and smoking a cigarette - and that if she got pulled over by the cops she could tell them, "Fuck off, I'm the Queen!" and tear ass out of there. I think it may be time for an Eddie fix.