Have you seen the new Quizno's ad, the one with the freaky Picasso-ized gerbil things, singing some weird song? I've seen it twice. Don't ask me what the song is, or what sort of little animals they are supposed to be, or what connection they could possibly have with Quizno's. I just know it cracks me up, when, really, it should be scaring the shit out of me.