How It Should Have Ended

On the set of LOST.

Did these two guys stumble across an abandoned LOST set in Hawaii, or were they invited? Check out their Flickr photoset and judge for yourself.

Spray

Spray, originally uploaded by gina64.

Granville Island in Vancouver is a great place to spend a few hours shopping, walking and eating. There's a large farm market, artisan shops, a brewery and a free water park. This is a boy playing in that park on the day we visited.

I'll post more photos from the trip tomorrow.

Blue on blue

Blue on blue, originally uploaded by gina64.

We were blessed with fantastic weather for the entire trip.

Day's End

Day's End, originally uploaded by gina64.

A day trip to Vancouver Island is it worth it for the ferry ride alone. The scenery is spectacular.

China Beach

Driftwood, originally uploaded by gina64.

This was taken on China Beach, Vancouver Island, such a pristine, beautiful place. We took the ferry to Vancouver Island on our first day in Vancouver. We were going to visit Victoria but the beach was calling us and we decided to skip the city and have lunch on the beach. I think it was a good choice.

More photos from the trip will follow this post. If you wish to see all of them, visit my Vancouver set at Flickr.

Dog Pile

Dog Pile, originally uploaded by gina64.

All of this togetherness is more than Marty can handle.

When Porsches Collide

Ellen DeGeneres gets hit by a Porsche while riding in her Porsche with Portia.

Hee!

A walk in the fog.

Walk in the fog.
Originally uploaded by gina64.

Spam Spam and Spam

The comments spammers have finally gotten around to me, so I've turned on word verification. The next step will be comment moderation (I approve all comments before they are published), but I'll hold off on that for now.

If headlines were art, this one would be in the Louvre.

Jon Voight Sends His Love To Grandchildren Matrix, Uhuru, and Shylock Poubelle

iPod + Colbert

Paula's Magical, Mystical Red Carpet Tour

Trying to choose a college?

YaleShmale

Emmys, Schmemmys

"This year's Buffy, an annual token of our deep and abiding love for a relatively underappreciated TV show, goes to ... 'Battlestar Galactica'! "

Like I said.

DNA evidence says Karr didn't kill JonBenet.

Please lock him up anyway.

Bertie Goes to Maine

Sunbathing
Originally uploaded by gina64.

Berties continues his travels with a visit to the family place in Maine. He also made it to Vancouver with me, but those photos aren't uploaded yet.

Zachary took a shine to Bertie when we were at the cabin in July and now wants to have a gnome of his own. When he came to visit this weekend, he brought his traveling gnome pajamas. I kid you not.

VAUGHN!

VAUGHN!
Originally uploaded by gina64.

My new favorite t-shirt. It's hard to see in this photo, but he has little bullet holes covering his chest.

"Every step's a f*ckin' adventure."

A Constant Throb/The Catbird Seat

I honestly think that these two episodes will always be inextricably linked for me – they blend right together and seemed to be telling one story.

I was riveted, to say the least. Hearst took things up a notch in his campaign to acquire the Garret claim by having his Pinkertons shoot at, but not hit, Alma as she walked through the thoroughfare; and then he completed his one-two punch by ordering the murder of dear, sweet Ellsworth. I was on the edge of my seat through both episodes, was brought to tears a few times, was caught breathless by some scenes and found myself laughing in spite of the tragedy that surrounded everyone. Deadwood is as funny and beautiful as it is vulgar and brutal. It’s a masterpiece. A masterpiece that HBO cancelled. The f*ckers.

The season/series finale aired last night, but I haven't seen it yet. I'll be catching it On Demand tonight, and I promise a full recap of it this week. In the meantime, a few random thoughts on two extraordinary hours of television:

How disgusting was Con and his “constant throb”?? Dude totally had a carrot in his pants. (how's that for extraordinary?)

Al, Al, Al. He is once again in the catbird seat and it’s good to see. From jumping off the balcony and running to Alma’s aid to slitting the Pinkerton’s throat, from drinking tea with Alma to taunting Hearst across the thoroughfare...it was like Alapalooza, at last. I love his scenes with Alma and wish that there were more of them. And who else could make me wish he’d call me a “loopy f*ckin c*nt”?

The scene in the thoroughfare, with Ellsworth’s body being revealed as it passed by on a wagon, was masterful. Everything about it was perfect – especially the direction and the acting. I was shocked when he was shot but didn’t cry until that scene.

I vary in my estimation of Alma throughout a season – is she brave or selfish or vain or intelligent or stupid or arrogant or sympathetic – but that’s all settled for me after these two episodes. She has now earned the respect and admiration that was previously granted to her solely on the basis of her wealth and social position. And she broke my heart when she cried, “Oh what did I do to that poor man?”

Trixie was amazing, baring her breast like an Amazon warrior as sought revenge for Ellsworth's murder and shot Hearst. I was stunned that she was going after Hearst, but at the same time I totally understood why she in particular would do that. I just hope she survives. Oh, and my heart broke again when she was begging Sol to kill her before Hearst kills all of them.

I’m glad EB finally wiped the spittle from his face, although I doubt he’ll be able muster up the courage to do anything more than that. I read online that McRaney was so opposed to spitting in someone’s face that he faked it and those are digital loogeys on EB.

I love Jack Langrishe, I really do, but WTF is going on with those 2 women? And as if the storyline wasn’t confusing enough, they had to make them look so much alike? I’m assuming that a lot of the theater stuff was laying the groundwork for season 4 storylines that will not happen. I just hope they don’t waste too much time on them in the finale. What was that scene between Jack and Hearst in the hallway all about? Hearst looked like the devil himself. Did he perhaps think that Jack had been standing outside his door, eavesdropping? It just seemed like we lost a scene somewhere along the way, for Jack to be so afraid of Hearst all of a sudden.

As for Tolliver, why didn’t they just kill him off when Andy stabbed him? He’s vile, pathetic, useless and poorly acted by Boothe (imo, of course).

But I don’t want to end on a negative note. How about some good quotes?

“You know, saying I like you hefty don’t mean you couldn’t stand losing a couple of f*ckin’ pounds.” ~ Al (he’s so sweet)

“Oh, I need to take off my corset.” ~ Alma
“And no one objects to that here.” ~ Al

“Telegram’s sent to the Sheriff. Blazanov’s helping Merrick dress.” ~ Charlie
“Why the f*ck would you say that to me?” ~ Al

“Let Adams come back here, be available for whatever nefarious f*ckin’ carryings-on you assign him, ‘cause I do not take orders from you” ~ Charlie

Jarry: "Perhaps then, rather, at this moment you are Socrates to my Alcibiades, taken it upon yourself to edify me."
Hearst: "Are you saying you want to f*ck me?"
Hugo: "What?"
Hearst: "Well, you keep calling yourself Alcibiades to my Socrates. Are you proposing some sort of homosexual connection between us?"
Hugo: "I forgot that part of the story."

“Longest a rug’s lasted so far.” ~ Johnny

"Is it all right then, the article?" ~ Merrick
"Perfect. F*ckin’ wafts just the way you want it to." ~ Al

“My meetings—I provide refreshments.” ~ Al

“God damn it, Richardson. You’re too ugly to be sneaking up on f*cking people.” ~ Jewel

“Big man. Wu—big man” ~ Mr. Wu

“Rouse him to spend on p*ssy, or rob the son of a b*tch.” ~ Al (I loved the whores’ rock/paper/scissors to decide who gets to do it)

One last thing: Jack always refers to Al as “young man”, and my impression is that Jack is supposed to be a good deal older than Al. In real life, McShane is 64 and Brian Cox is 60.

Okay, off I go to watch the last regular season episode of Deadwood, ever. I can't believe it.

Another TV List

After responding to my 25 favorite TV characters list, my friend Holly came back with a slightly modified list: Favorite Duos/Pairs/Couples:

"I had so much fun with this one, I think I will throw out the challenge of doing the same thing with duos that a show is based on or that are inexplicably linked as far as you are concerned and you love them as a pair.

Here's my list so far:

Jonathan and Jennifer Hart (Hart to Hart)
Sally McMillan and Mac (McMillan and Wife)
Lord Brett Sinclair and Danny Wilde (The Persuaders)
Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott (I Spy)
Dave Starsky and Ken Hutchinson (Starsky and Hutch)
Hannibal Heyes and Kid Curry/Joshua Smith and Thaddeus Jones (Alias Smith and Jones)"

All's fair in love and list-making, so here are some of my favorite television duos:

Lucy and Ethel (I Love Lucy)
Ralph and Norton (The Honeymooners)
George and Gracie (The Burns and Allen Show - I haven't seen much of this but I'm including them anyway)
Starsky & Hutch
Remington Steele and Laura Holt. (Remington Steele)
Oscar and Felix (The Odd Couple)
Abbot and Costello (I loved watching these guys on Sunday mornings with my father)

We loved Donny & Marie and Sonny & Cher, but I don’t think you can really include variety performers in this type of list. However, Tim Conway and Harvey Korman just might be the exception.

If you can think of any other TV duos that you like (or liked), please post them in the comments!