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Grimacing Congressman Quickly Drafts Legislation For Charley-Horse Research

WASHINGTON, DC-- Grimacing in considerable pain Monday, Rep. William Delahunt (D-MA) quickly drafted and introduced the 2001 Charley Horse Research Appropriations Act, which would allocate $100 million for "immediate research" to find a charley-horse cure. "Charley horses are a serious--oh, Jesus--medical condition that afflicts millions of Americans every day," Delahunt told House colleagues. "And so let us--Christ, this kills--pass this bill as soon as possible." When informed that the earliest the bill could be passed and signed into law is next Monday, Delahunt moaned and pounded the podium.

[source: The Onion]