D'Artagnan Makes a Courtesy Call

The phone rang this morning and I knew who it would be. Virtually the only calls we get during the day are from telemarketers. It was indeed a sales call, and as I nimbly escaped yet another solicitation for accidental death and dismemberment insurance from my credit card company, my mother came into the room and asked, "Who was that on the phone, a telemarketeer?" All for one and one for all!