"The success of the program has turned the self-proclaimed "f---ing prince of f---ing darkness" into the most lovable metal maniac to ever grace the small screen. And the fact that Ozzy appears oblivious to America's fascination with him as an affable tattooed teddy bear only adds to his endearing allure."

Don't forget, Ozzy's on tonight! It's in heavy rotation on MTV, and you can find last week's episode, "Tour of Duty", at 6:00 PM and 8:30 PM. It's worth watching just to see Ozzy fall backward off his chair. A new episode, "Break a Leg" (well, new to me, anyway), airs at 10:30 PM (all times EST)