As I sit here, the television is on in the other room, waiting for me to sit down and watch Six Feet Under, and there's a basketball game on. Don't ask me who's playing - I have no idea, I'm not watching. No one is watching, for that matter. Well, Sheila just walked by me on her way to bed, stopped, went into the living room, switched the channel to Comedy Central, and promptly went to bed.

I guess for Sheila it's simply a matter of principle - no sports on our TV, dammit!