Mama Mia Fights Back

We went to a restaurant on the shore for Mother's Day. In attendance: me, my mother, my sisters Sheila and Mary, Mary's husband Craig, and their 2 kids, Hannah and Zachary. The adults had piles of fried seafood and the kids had chicken tenders. Towards the end of the meal, this conversation:

Mommy: "How's your fish, Hannah?"
Sheila: "She had chicken."
(Hannah is not paying attention)
Mommy: "How's your fish, Hannah?"
Sheila: "She had chicken!"
Mommy: "I'm asking her about her pet goldfish! (smiling)You're just waiting for me to say something stupid, aren't you?"

We're still laughing about it.