"Ben Affleck? Matt Damon? Johnny Depp? Those guys aren't action stars -- they're pussies! Next up: Moby does Dirty Harry and James Bond goes gay."

Very funny bit of satire on Hollywood's desecration of the role of the action hero. Granted, there aren't many true successors to guys like Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, etc., out there, but I think they could do better than Affleck and Depp. Like, Hugh Jackman, perhaps?