Alright, I admit it - I was eagerly (and secretly) awaiting the planned VH1 reality show featuring fabulous Liza Minelli and her freakshow of a husband, David Gest. I thought that Liza's private life could easily make for an interesting and funny show. Well, apparently Mr. Minelli is more of a freakshow than even VH1 can stand.

By-the-way, did any of you catch the video from their wedding? The kiss?? I screamed and had to turn my face away from the television. ACK!