The Vidiots kept an Oscar blog last night. Pretty funny stuff. I've only skimmed it, but this had me cracking up:
"So we're watching Antonio Banderas sing and there's something imperceptibly different about him. Is it the hair? No, it's still flopping around. Is it the smoldering? No. He's still setting off smoke alarms in the greater Hollywood area.
Ah! Got it! His eyes aren't pleading, 'Kill me. Kill me now! KILL. ME.'
It's amazing what happens when a team of crisis workers pries 110 pounds of aging starlet off a suffocating man."
Check it out.
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