Oh COME ON.

Enough already:

Mar 23: Rain and snow this evening, becoming all snow overnight. Snow may be heavy at times. Low around 30F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precip 90%. 6 to 10 inches of snow expected.

Mar 24: Snow during the morning will taper off and give way to cloudy skies during the afternoon. High around 40F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of snow 80%. 1 to 3 inches of snow expected. "