8.14.2008

For sale on eBay...

The Tart's Knickers: "Up for auction are: one empty Ansell condom packet (size SMALL), and a photo of the pair of The Tart's black lacey knickers (size HUMONGOUS). It seems I had violated eBay's secondhand clothes policy by offering The Tart's actual knickers up for auction previously. I can only now offer a photo of the said knickers and have adjusted the starting price accordingly... Personally, I did think .99 was a bit ambitious but, as they are so HUGE, I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or even better, something for Halloween, perhaps..."

Excellent.

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