5.31.2006

Uncle Teddy and Mortimer Unavailable for Comment.

Suspected 'hit-and-run grannies': "A federal grand jury indicted two elderly women accused of befriending transient men and then collecting on life insurance policies worth $2.3 million after the men died in hit-and-run crashes."

These ladies are a bit more hardcore than Aunts Martha and Abby.

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