Spam poetry I received this morning:
Smoked six packs a day.
eight spider bites and hair loss,
A kid who sat in front of me
and there won't be no more tests.
so the teachers cannot write.
I wasted through the night.
We have torn up all the math books
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
There won't be no more homework
I think that's pretty cool.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
I did a lousy job.
I felt it on my ear.
I'm sure my heart will break.
They said, "Today's St. Patrick's Day
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
School is closed now, what's it to ya?
I feel so very guilty.
malaria and toothaches,
I think that's pretty cool.
And when he's done I give him
I felt it on my ear.
I think that's pretty cool.
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