Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks: "Oh, they're definitely going in the vending machines,' Carey said. 'Everyone's going to share in this misery, not just a handful of Naderites with spastic colons or loser kids with no taste buds whose parents want them to grow up to be boring milquetoasts afraid to have any fun. And don't think we haven't forgotten you either, office workers on snack breaks and anyone who wants to serve a big bowl of disappointment at a cocktail party.' "
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