Another year-end list, this time it's Nothing Personal Readers' Choice Awards from Salon. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but I liked this

The celebrity most likely to suffer a Mariah-esque meltdown in the coming year:

Donald Rumsfeld: "His popular, flashy press briefings have created huge expectations by his fans -- and he'll crash and burn next year, showing up at a press conference in an aloha shirt and boxers, bottle of ouzo in one hand and a floozy on his arm, spewing obscenities, ranting about the 'good old days' of the Cold War, and defacing and trashing the situation map in a demonstration of 'grade A guvernmint-issue whoop-ass.'"

Oo, I hope so.