Danny Kaye, James Beard and me: "When he got here, he walked straight into the kitchen. The drawer I keep sharp knives in was open. Kaye saw it and immediately screamed, 'That's no way to keep knives! No! No! No! They bump into each other and they chip.' He picked up a few knives and looked at them closely, and then he had a fit. He ran into the living room, jumped up on the couch, and did a kind of tribal war dance back and forth on the cushions -- all the time yelling that you should never keep kitchen knives in a drawer. "

Good little story. I loved Danny Kaye, too. And I never thought I'd say this, but that onion sandwich sounds good.

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