9.20.2004

Spears Marries Dancer in L.A. Ceremony: "At the Emmys, Dennis Haysbert, who plays President Palmer on Fox's '24,' joked, 'I was just getting used to the other guy.'"

First: Mmmm, Dennis Haysbert.

second: According to CNN: "The couple exchanged rings and danced to Journey's "Lights," the tabloid reported. Guests reportedly dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs and Waldorf salad."

Some things just write themselves.

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3 comments:

Esther said...

Oh, it gets even klassier: the 'groom's' party wore white track suits with "Pimp" proudly emblazoned on the backs of the jackets, and the bride pole-danced at the reception(!).

Check out the comments (and pic) over at 'Go Fug Yourself'. Hilarious.

4:43 PM
Esther said...

Yup.

Trailer Trash wedding source

2:27 PM
Johnny_Canuck said...

How sad that a whole lot of no talent and some plastic (literally) surgery can make you so famous and yet remain so classless at the same time. And that it can be repeated so often, as in, but not limited to; Jessica Simpson (who also got the optional plastic brain),Christina Aguilera, Janet Jackson, and their prototype, Madonna.

Maybe they should have a reality show whore-off competition for these talentless, manufactured "singers" judged by a panel of cosmetic surgeons, to see who really has the greater "talent"

LOL

7:07 PM

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