Um, perhaps because they are bad kissers?
Another in a long line of frivolous studies has determined that a budding relationship can be nipped in the uh, bud, with a horrendous first kiss. Well, duh.
Like most people, I've kissed my share of real winners. One guy literally tried to swallow my toungue. I swear, I thought he was going to rip it right out of my mouth. Then there was the suction cup/plunger guy who managed to consume the entire lower portion of my face. Definitely a deal-breaker.
Do you have any horrible kiss stories you'd like to share?
12.03.2007
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When I was 18, the summer before college, I had a job in a clothing warehouse. I had a crush on an absolutely perfect male specimen named Keith. He made women swoon. Anyway, magic happened! We were at a party together, and we kissed. BLECH. I don't know what was going on but it seemed like his tongue was filling up my entire mouth. I thought I was going to gag. I am still disappointed to this day, as I expected so much more. (or should I say less?)
... I feel funny typing this with my husband in the next room! ;)
LOL! And if you think about it, he must have made his tongue big because there's no way he could talk or eat if it was that big in his mouth.
I wonder how many women ended up as disappointed as you?
Tell your husband not to worry - he obviously passed the test!
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