4.19.2006

From Birth, Mortal Enemies Bound Together In Eternal Struggle for the Fate of Humanity.

Tom and Katie Welcome Daughter Suri: "In a strange twist of fate, Suri was born on the same day Brooke Shields gave birth to her daughter, Grier Hammond Henchy. Shields and Cruise had a public spat last year after he criticized the actress for taking antidepressants following the birth of her first child."

1 comment:

Johnny_Canuck said...

Poor kid doesn't stand a friggin' chance. A Lunatic father without a lick of morals or common sense (look what he believes in for chrissakes) and a hapless, clueless, brainless dimwit for a mother. And then they give the kid that name on top of it. What do they think she is gonna grow up and work in a 7-11?
Why do I suspect another Courtney Love has been brought into the world?
Maybe justice will be served when at 15 she kills her parents in their sleep. And changes her name to Shelley.

Sheesh.