It's the end of the world as we know it.

Not because Britney Spears lost custody of her children.

No, it's because Kevin Federline is considered a more suitable parent. If anyone would have asked me back when they first hooked up, how the Britney/K-Fed sideshow would have wound up, never in my wildest dreams would I have predicted this. Never.

(Not that I dream about these things. Really. I'm just sayin')