imoscar.comn: "It's been a week since my last entry. I can explain. Last Thursday, I was counting ants in the prison yard and it was a scorcher but I remember, I started killing the ants with my feet, yelling "Die you little black bastards, die!" I got stabbed - a whole lot. When I woke up in the infirmary, I was surprised to find out that my stabber was the leader of an equal rights gang called: RAVIOLI or Rapists Against Violence Against Insects. When I went to apologize for killing the ants, I pointed out that ravioli doesn't work as an acronym and they stabbed me again. Please God get me out of here! I think that's blood on the keyboard. Yep, it is. I'm Oscar Bluth and I need medical attention! "
Awesome.
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