The Package returns to the hospital.

And hopefully this time she'll stay for a while.

In case you don't know, Britney Spears took a highly publicized trip to Crazytown over the past few days, the itinerary of which included no sleep, multiple trips to the all-night Rite-Aid, curbside crying and transparent halter tops. (I'm not including any links or photos here because, believe it or not, I think she's been exploited enough. I honestly think she's too far gone at this point to know when she's being exploited - as opposed to when she used to do it herself).

I will, however, direct you to Defamer where you can find last night's events - coined "Gurney Gate 2.0" by them - distilled down into a nifty little timeline.