11.04.2005

Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack: "Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish."

Oh, man! One more and we'll have a glue attack trifecta.

2 comments:

Esther said...

I'm sorry, I'm sure it hurt, but I am LOL-ing over here.

Anonymous said...

I can't see for the life of me how that could be construed as a consensual act... is it because he went to her house? That's like saying date rape isn't rape because you agreed to go out with the guy.
~k