Snopes completes the glue-attack trifecta for me (sort of): "Although this story has frequently been reported as true in the media and has existed as a legend since at least 1984, we know of no verified cases of superglued penes occurring before 2000. That year saw two such cases. "

("penes" - heehee!)

One of which I linked to below. Had she heard the legend and felt inspired, or was it just a coincidence? I don't really care, especially now that I have Lionel Ritchie's "Stuck on You" stuck in my head.