Those screaming girls aren't helping matters, either.

Idol haters, your savior is here: "David Archuleta is being positioned as a teen heartthrob, but he’s ill-suited for the job because (1) he’s not cute enough and (2) he’s an enormous cheeseball. And, yes, you can be too big of a cheeseball to be a teen idol. Even the Jonas Brothers could kick David Archuleta’s ass. (One at a time, no less.) David Archuleta’s likely demographic would be kids under the age of 10 and women over the age of 80. Maybe he can carve out a career there, but at best he’ll be a marginal attraction at the second-tier county fairs in your area."

Tonight's Neil Diamond night. How much you wanna bet Archuleta sings "Turn On Your Heartlight"?

Well, nevermind him. Don't you think David Cook could do a good emo-rock version of "I Am"? It's too bad Carly's gone - she could have killed with "Brother Love's Travelin' Salvation Show".